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-SheldonOh, look, Saturn 3 is on.
-RajI don't want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.
-SheldonHow is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
-RajSimple subtraction will tell you it's six better.
-LeonardCompromise. Watch Babylon 5.
-SheldonIn what sense is that a compromise?
-LeonardWell, five is partway between three... Never mind.
-RajI'll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?
-SheldonOoh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock.
-RajWhat?
-SheldonIt's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
-RajOkay, I think I got it.
-Sheldon and RajRock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock!
-HowardHello, boys.
-LeonardAhoy, matey.
-HowardNoticed the eye patch, did you? It's all part of a technique I've been studying for picking up women. You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
-SheldonOh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
-LeonardOr in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye.
-HowardMock me if you will, but it works. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs.
-RajWhat are negs?
-HowardA neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game, like "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work." I got a whole list of them. Who wants to be my wingman?
-LeonardYou're not gonna need a wingman. You're gonna need a paramedic.



 

 

 

 

 



