An older lady moved in with her young adult daughter after her husband died. Her daughter insisted that her mother go to the doctor for a physical and check-up since she had not had one in many, many years.
The mother, being of an older generation, was not comfortable with this, but reluctantly agreed.
On the day of her visit, the nurse asked her to take her clothes off and put on a robe. The woman was very embarrassed, but did as she was asked.
A few minutes later, the doctor (a man) walked in and began the physical. It went very smoothly until the PAP smear began. As the doctor lifted up the robe, he smiled and said, "My, we're a bit fancy today, aren't we?"
The nurse with him also smiled and told the woman, "Got all fixed up for this, didn't you?"
The woman was mortified, and reported all of this to her daughter once she got home. The daughter asked her, "Well, what did you do before you left?"
The mother replied, "I took a shower and was all nice and clean. Why, I even used some of your feminine deodorant you had."
The daughter thought about this, and said, "Mom, I don't have any of that."
The mother showed her the can and the daughter began laughing! It was a can of glitter hairspray!
