Once there were three stupid blondes walking down the street. They came upon a big huge piece of chewing gum. The first blonde picked it up and said oh my I love chewing gum. So she ate it. And while she was chewing it popped out of her mouth and started talking. Hey it said if you return me from where you found me I will give you each one wish. Ok they all agreed. So they returned it. Now if you want your wishes than go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge while you are wishing your wish. Ok, they all said and went over to the bridge. The first one jumped off wishing that she could grant wishes so she turned into a big piece of chewing gum and fell into the water with a splat. The second one jumped off and wished that she was a big fat elephant so she fell into the water swimming away but she did not make it very far because someone saw her and put her in the zoo. The third one jumped off saying man is this ever fun so she hit the water as a man having fun. Figure it out yourself.